A SMALL WEBSITE. A BIG CLARIFICATION.ISSUE N° 001

A webpage that was not created by Claude.

Of all the webpages on the internet,
this is definitely one Claude didn’t make.

A certificate?
For this? Absolutely.
EXHIBIT AFIG. 01 ↙
OFFICIAL HEADCOUNT 0 CLAUDES INVOLVED CHECKED TWICE.STILL ZERO.
THE ABSENCE IS THE POINT.100% INTENTIONAL
MADE WITH CODEX. SAID WITH OUR WHOLE CHEST.THE PAPER TRAIL

01 / THE PAPER TRAIL

Let’s clear
the air.

No mystery. No plot twist.
Just a very specific origin story.

01

So, who made it?

Codex, by OpenAI. A human supplied the brief. The brief was, quite literally, “a webpage that was not created by claude.”

02

Why does this exist?

Because the internet still has room for a beautifully overcommitted answer to a very simple request.

03

Any hard feelings?

None whatsoever. Claude seems perfectly nice. This just happens to be a webpage it didn’t make.

02 / IN CASE THERE’S ANY DOUBT

Still not Claude.

You can check again. We have all day.

THE NOT CLAUDE PROJECT / N° 001

Officially
not Claude.

This certifies that the webpage you are currently enjoying was created with Codex, by OpenAI.

CLAUDES INVOLVEDZERO. ZILCH. NADA.

A novelty certificate. Extremely serious about being silly.

YOURS TO KEEP. SVG FORMAT. NO SIGN-UP.